I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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