Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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