Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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