He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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