so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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