Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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