Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
