Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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