But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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