Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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