No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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