problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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