with your own penis?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
