Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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