You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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