why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Me. At least after what I've been through.
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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