Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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