spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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