This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
