How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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