id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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