Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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