Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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