WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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