i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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