Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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