i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you win again, gameday.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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