Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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