she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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