Did you just see the Batmobile???
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Randomize
