We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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