UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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