your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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