The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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