Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my shit smells like andre
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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