Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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