are you still at the devil's house?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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