That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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