I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm at about main and main street
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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