sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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