I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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