So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fuck appropriateness.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Randomize
