Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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