Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
