i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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