So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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