I wannas sexs uuuuu
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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