is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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