Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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