hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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