the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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