Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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