There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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