And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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